Typical Carriage

The way one carries themselves is obviously the largest external indicator of whether they are a Tammy, Mandy, Courtney, or Misty.

Tammy's body tends to have a fairly straight posture that is indicative of traditional confidence, but will often be in a relaxed position while her facial expression tends to be stiff. Her unbroken eye contact will be the most relentless part about her, until she gets drunk and in that case it becomes her vagina.


Mandy's demeanor is marked by artless and honest responses to things, quickly followed by self regulation and apologetic posture. Therefore, Mandys carriage can be either naturally bold or very hesitant and monitored- it tends to dance in between both, like there's an inconceivable gemstones sale playing on QVC while she has to explain to her child that his fish is dead.


Courtney's body tends to act as though it is unresistant inside a bouncy house, and that all space is an extension of her personal TV den. Courtney's posture is not upright, although it is out of comfort rather than out of uncertainty, and needless to say she put very little energy into regulating her reactions, facial expressions, and what comes out of, or in, her mouth.


Misty regulates how many times her husband can say the word "fart" in a week, so she's going to have a relentlessly controlled posture.