Comprehensive Decimation

I used to think the end of the world would involve multiple car crashes and the guitar solo in November Rain, but it turns out the apocalypse already secretly happened in Courtney's basement sometime in 1994.

Pick Your Favorite and Name Her

Here's mine and her name is Mandy:

Tammy with Sturdy Teeth

Mandy Steppin' Out

Herding Behavior

Tammy


Mandy


Courtney


Misty

Mother/Daughter Misty Bonding

"One day your vagina will be repulsive like mine"

Mistys and Mandys Make Muscles

How Mandy Keeps it Sexy

The One That Spawned Her

Remember this Misty? Well I just wanted to add the picture of her resourceful Tammy mother, who was the one who handed off her newborn to the devil in exchange for foxy cheekbones and an endless supply of Planter's Punch:

Everyone With Awesome Hair

How to Spot a Mandy: A Specific Willingness to Identify With Animals

For Sabrina Goldsman

The Perfect Woman

Some troublemaker recently voted for Courtney, making her tied with Tammy for the one who will be most missed. Therefore, I present two versions of the Tammy/Courtney or, as she calls herself, the Perfect Woman.

The Perfect Woman #1:
















The Perfect Woman #2: