The Family Vacation Tammy

There are some Tammys from the 1970s who seem to arise solely from the hot beach of your fantasy family vacation where you're fourteen and she's an indefinably older townie and you sneak out at night smoke cigarettes in her brother's car and she says something about how you can't save her from the gin, pale lipstick, and implied working class conditions and then you kiss and she drives away and you have your first lesson about how unjust the world is because it's not fair that someone so hot will have to actually have a job.