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(Mandys)

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(A Courtney living room)

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(Mandy)

How to Spot a Mandy: She Could Be Six Years Old

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(I think she is a Courtney)

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(Misty family)

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(It was a tie. Pick your favorite Tammy with man and belt.)

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(Courtney with boyfriend/husband who is more interested in hanging out than being decisive on whether he is, or is not, part of the photograph)

Mandy Still Likes It

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(Rare Street Warrior Mandys)

Mistys Before The Change

Here are Mistys in the preliminary stages of their development where they hardly even have begun to notice the smells that waft up from between their legs. Although they are almost unrecognizable as Mistys, it is clear they do not have any other direction to go in.

Featured Mandy: Lynn

Lynn is a no nonsense Mandy who takes portraits seriously.

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(Misty at 30 years old)

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(The thin line between Tammy and Courtney)

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(Mandy)

Everyone With Budweiser

Tammy:


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Misty:

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(Tammy friends)

Misty's Interior Design

A. Cats
Misty's who consider themselves elegant will always love fancy cats (not outdoor dumpster cats, but pretty ones that sit and do nothing all day). These can include large cats like leopards, jaguars, etc. Trinkets of cats on Misty's shelf will be very fragile and beautiful.

B. Birds
As some sort of compliment to, or duality with, the cats, Misty is also into birds (the caged kind). Although Misty identifies with being a pissy and glamorous cat, part of her knows that she is the opposite of a free and lavish animal, and more like the lame metaphor of a bird in cage. To stifle her oppression, Misty oppresses (and keeps birds in cages as part of her decor).


Misty with a bird


Misty and the foreboding authority of her husband and shadowy bird cage

C. Things in plastic covering
Misty has classic obsessive compulsive disorder issues that make parts of her house look like a hotel room. Covering things in plastic ensure that they will never get dirty (note: this does not apply to the Christian tier of Mistys who are against birth control).

D. Excess gold and mirrors
The only thing Misty has in common with children and cocaine addicts from the early nineties is that they all think gold and mirrors are fancy.

E. Doily
As the classic adornment to constipated people everywhere, the doily can be found in most Misty living spaces.

F. Fake Flowers

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Today I will be initiating The Daily Featured Photograph which will showcase a favorite picture, daily. If I had to narrow down my taste in women into a type, she would be my type:

(Tammy)

What They Do With Babies

Tammy:

What she does: She's not sure
Why she does it: She forgot to use a condom

Mandy:

What she does: Love it, hug it, weep in its presence
Why she does it: Instead seeing babies as squirming, unprepared slabs of animals, Mandy sees babies as the purest part of life and relentlessly loves them without condition.

Courtney:

What she does: Get its picture taken
Why she does it: Not only does Courtney think that her pale little bag of flesh and poop is adorable, she hasn't gotten this much attention for anything except her troll doll collection or the time she threw up in the pool during gym class.

Misty:

What she does: Pinch it
Why she does it: Because, really, there is no god.

Tuesday Query: Tammy, Mandy, Courtney, Misty, or Mutant Cat?

Tammy's Mildly Suggestive Home Poses

Because Tammy isn't much into taking studio photos, she sometimes takes shots of herself at home that can be sent to her girlfriend in jail, posted on the internet, or used for an eventual missing person poster. These portraits vary from Mandy, Courtney, and Misty in that they are aware of, and quietly defensive of, their slight sexuality. The only one bordering on the unaware sloppiness of Courtney is the last woman, who has been drinking (as evidenced by the photo).











Evidence of drinking:

Everyone With Wicker Chairs

Tammy:


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