Thursday, March 12, 2009

Misty Works the System

Upper crust Mistys aren't favorable because they are powerful and get that way through calculated dominance like trapping birds in cages and meat eating and doing cunning sexual jazzercise and snake wizardry- that sort of thing. Mistys aren't the only ones who just want to get what's theirs, but they are the only ones who succeeds in the shitty prescribed game, which is both enviable and disappointing.

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Extra #1:
Check out the sort of Courtneyish Misty in the back
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Extra #2:
I imagine this has something to do with water skiing, but I'm not sure how. Young Misty is in the middle.
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9 comments:

Emily said...

I just threw up a little in my mouth. Got any gum?

Unknown said...

BAHM!!! I just got the biggest boner!

Erin said...

Is that Misty doing a red hat mandy impression?

Erin said...

yeah - enviable AND disappointing, because she just seems sad.

TMCM said...

Yes, but totally boner worthy

Unknown said...

By far the most frightening post yet.

TMCM said...

Really? Is she really scary and gross? I kind of have affection for her for some reason.

Liz said...

Sissy you like the Jazzercise. Don't front.

Jordan Morton said...

Wow, a glamour shot with a dying man! Klassy.