Unless you're Linda Pugach, wearing fantastic sunglasses every day in every situation for 40 years solely for aesthetic reasons pretty much makes you one big brazen Misty, who would be awesome except for the movie star delusions and deliberate refusal to make eye contact with the rest of the world.
Extra #1: The only time a sunglasses Misty can remove her sunglasses is in the presence of an even more powerful and glacial Misty who would not tolerate any attention taken away from her delicate beauty and elegantly jam-packed colon.
I have been informed by someone with some authority that some Mistys would wear Halloween gorilla masks 24/7 because they can make whatever face they want and nobody would notice.
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Speaking of Linda Pugach, which is she?
An awesome discomfort to the women's movement?
I have been informed by someone with some authority that some Mistys would wear Halloween gorilla masks 24/7 because they can make whatever face they want and nobody would notice.
This last photo demonstrates that Mistys stick together.
wait. is it possible that bridal misty is actually a wax replica of sunglasses misty? check the hovering bracelet.
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