Tammy and Mandy Overlap: Wedding Receptions

To be considered domesticated, a population must have their behavior, life cycle, or physiology systemically altered as a result of being under control for many generations. Animals that do not fully meet this criterion are designated captive-bred or semi-domesticated. Tammys do get married but intrinsically cannot move beyond captive-bred to fully domesticated. They do, however, love attending a good wedding for a fairly obvious reason.

Tammy Bride:


Tammy Wedding Guests:








Some unexplained phenomena are so common that cultures accept them as standard. Despite all documented scientific reasoning, Mandy equates marriage to prosperity and 19th century castles rather than hamburger helper and emotional unavailability. The mysticism of marriage for Mandy goes beyond her inherent need to keep constant company with someone; it represents the summation of faith before logic- that life will be better than it has already relentlessly proven to be.
Even if she is not the bride, Mandy likes attending weddings to experience a piece of the Victorian cartoon spirit. The closer Mandy stands to the bride, the more likely she will be included in the life of canopy beds and singing baby animals. So you can easily spot a Mandy at a wedding; she will be the one standing next to the bride the entire time because she likely made it into the wedding party.

Mandy Bride:


Mandy Wedding Guests: