How to Spot a Tammy: County Fairs

Anyone at a county fair older than 25 years old without children, or anyone present past 9pm that’s not attending a Deana Carter concert, is undoubtedly a Tammy. The county fair is where all of Tammy’s latent dreams come true. For one night a year she can buy a glow in the dark beer yard, smoke weed on the ferris wheel, win $3.50 on the quarter machines, eat a candied apple and get molested in the haunted house. On a good year, Tammy will end the night by slicing the face of someone who was looking at her man with a broken bottle.













The county fair is also a magical place for burgeoning Courtneys because there are so many potential stuffed animals to be had and she doesn’t care that her best friend’s dad is winning her them in an attempt to have sex with her behind the 4-H barn.