How to Spot a Tammy: She's Caucasian And Has Been, And Always Will Be, Tan

The tan Tammy will start out looking like the mom you never had and always wanted to have sex with.


Her aesthetic will eventually turn into your neighbor you do shots with whose boyfriend smokes weed out of a homemade apple bong.


The last stage of Tan Tammy can go one of two ways. The first is she can dye her hair the color of car corrosion and take to spanking her grandchildren in public.


Or she can start her career as an internet model/diner waitress with a tendency to be casually racist.