Coupling

Human evolution and sustainability is dependent on genetic variation and mating is an important way to introduce new gene combinations into a population. As you’ve always heard: the more unprotected fucking between genetically different people, the better. But humans often stick with their own kind, accenting how truly segregated we are. A purebred Tammy (Tt) or Mandy (Mm) likely had two parents who were both their own kind. Some science suggests that heterosexual women are attracted to men that look, smell, and act like their dad (poorly evidenced here and here). That means purebred Tammys and Mandys seek out partners that are the same as them and their dads (Happy Father’s Day!). There are also social factors to consider. But whatever the cause, the truth is that it’s way easier to find photographs of Tammys partnering with Tammys and Mandys partnering with Mandys. But I think once Obama is president, things will really change. America is ready for stronger genetic hybrids; America is ready for a more perfect union between Tammys and Mandys.

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