Monday, April 21, 2008

Tammy versus Mandy: Beachwear

Tammy’s beachwear is variable but often sparse. She is likely to be tanning and she knows she looks good. Approximately half of Tammys will bring canned beer with them to the beach.







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75% of Mandys’ beachwear is characterized by a one-piece bathing suit with a scoop back (as compared to a racer back or cross back. View some variations here). She not only puts on a lot of sun screen, but she is likely to have high anxiety if you don’t do the same. There are probably visors and/or babies involved, as well.




1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It's funny, seeing that picture of the lady in red with the baby immediately conjured the smell of wet synthetic fabrics stuck with suntan lotion to the ample waist of a Mandy.

I'll sum this smell up like this: you're not sure if it's dirty lake/ocean water or OMG is that poop, or maybe the vay-jay. The most distinctive thing about this smell is that, whatever it was, you will always remember (even as an infant) that you wished you could smell something else: maybe that seagull?