Traditional Courtney Hair

The nature of Courtney is marked by being half-assed in that her initial effort to be extraordinary is usually immediately followed by her contentment at not meeting that original goal. Courtney starts off with the intention of making her hair look exactly like Julia Roberts in Mystic Pizza, which soon becomes less interesting than smoking a joint and throwing Bagel Bites at squirrels. The hair, therefore, ends up with significant volume, but little consistency. After the accidental addition of cat litter or semen and a few nights of sleeping on the couch, Courtney ends up with a common hairstyle for her kind.