Hybrid in Focus: The Hierarchy of Mistys as Explained Through Jinn

Ancient Arabic people believed in a hierarchy of Jinn (the plural of genie). This social order is useful because jinn are like the supernatural versions of Mistys in that they often appear to be pleasant and beneficial but can be despondent and malicious.

Jann are the lowest and weakest type of genie. Jann Mistys are essentially otherwise happy Mandys with a detrimental obsessive compulsive disorder. These Mistys have children who are only allowed to be in the playroom and certain parts of the bathroom. Jann Mistys like to dress up their children on holidays and weekends and they will generally later regret giving their daughters the silent treatment for wiping their hands on the guest towels.




Djinn are the most common type of genie, but not that powerful and are often trapped in bottles/mid-American homes. Djinn Mistys are the slow mass of leisurely judgmental Christians that push out large litters of blond, bread-faced offspring that stunt the variation in the human gene pool. Djinn Misty's self-hatred and doubt is numbed by her significant reproductive contribution to the expanse of the dim, consuming middle layer of America. These Mistys don’t necessarily have individual power, but all together as a whole, they are successfully destroying the world.






Shaitans are more dangerous and uglier genies who eat dirt and other waste. Shaitan Mistys are like Djinn Mistys except sharper, angrier, and with tighter vaginas. Shaitan Mistys will aggressively ignore social rules to let you know obvious stuff such as that while god hates fags he loves live babies. These Mistys also do things in private like pinch their bedridden parents/cat, hold in their pee for days, and bomb their dentist's car.






Marida are the most powerful of all jinn and mostly run with kings, presidents, and other powerful people (Rachael Ray). Marida Mistys are Shaitan Mistys with more social and economic status and, therefore, more influence. These Mistys are aware of their own godlessness and soullessness but aren't happy about it and take it out on children in third world countries who sew their clothing line. Marida Mistys are like angrier Tammys with more plastic surgery, appointment books, and bulimia.