How to Spot a [Red Hat] Mandy: Tankinis

Traditional teachings posit that all Mandy bathing suits are one piece scoop-backs, but this style of education fails to recognize the underground revolution that is brewing beneath the surface of contemporary culture. Some modern Mandys are experiencing a spiritual and psychological awakening that results in their refusal to be controlled by the confines of the one piece swim suit any longer. And standing in wait for Mandys who have discovered this freedom is the tankini, which gives both the necessary coverage as well as the pretense that wearing a bathing suit with two pieces increases one's youthfulness and/or ability to use MySpace.