Mandy likes the clarinet because it falls into a feminine wind instrument safety zone that allows for both fun and structure.
It's not that Courtney has the interest or discipline to play a trombone or tuba, it's more like she is a trombone or tuba.
Misty likes the flute because it invokes images of flowing white dresses and an existence without menstrual cycles. She also has to purse her lips as tight as her anus to play it.
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Tooty toot toot!
for some reason this post made me go back and re-read the definitions of misty and courtney. i think i desperately am still trying to figure where i fall. According to this instrument theory, (which i truly believe in and have found myself applying to others in the past,)i am a misty. can that be? tell me whowhat i am. this girl needs to know.
Laura- I think just because you played the flute (I assume), doesn't mean you are a Misty. From what I know, you are a Tammy with flawless fashion, which can be confused with a Misty- but (again, I assume) you don't pinch babies until they bruise. My assessment is Tammy.
Tammy?
No, i haven't had the pleasure of pinching any babies.
But full hardcore Tammy seems crazy. Can you imagine me in eyeliner? Perhaps I'm just a gleam in (a)Tammy's eye.
thanks.
it's in you.
Lesbian Mandys play bass clarinet.
Piano. What about the Piano?
Piano vs keyboard?
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