Categories of Courtney's Boyfriends

There are a couple different forms that Courtney’s boyfriends can take on. First is the traditional back-of-the-school-bus terrorist whose energy goes into making himself puke on the cafeteria table and extending the amount of unsupervised time in the boys locker room that can be used to make fart noises and slam his head into the wall for attention.







The second type of Courtney boyfriend is the hot date boyfriend who likes to talk about cars and pussy so much that he might be gay. Hot date boyfriends spends most of his time stealing money from his mom, collecting a variety of flavored lubricants and contraception, and one time he started writing a poem when he was drunk.

The third type of Courtney boyfriend is the rock and roll boyfriend who prefers his guitar to text books or dignity.

The last type of Courtney boyfriend is the snuggle boyfriend, who was probably the neighbor kid who Courtney hung from a tree when playing in the dirt pile behind her house when she was seven years old. Snuggle boyfriend likes to dance, hold hands, and genuinely never sees it coming each time the couple ends up together at the end of a romantic comedy.