Monday, January 12, 2009

Hybrid in Focus: The American Dream Courtney

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There is a variety of Courtney that acquires a middle class or upper middle class income from managing a local electric company or owning a franchise related to parcel services or cell phones. These Courtneys have extra income to frequent tanning beds, vacation in places with free rum drinks, store nacho cheese dip in bulk, collect SUVs, do and buy numerous things related to professional sports teams, and purchase a flat screen TV to use during and in between meal times. These Courtneys may not smell that bad in the daytime, but they still spill their Coors Light in their hair when pissing in the lawn at night.

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4 comments:

Emily said...

Truck collection may grow, but the hair stays the same.

Unknown said...

I think this segment of TM finally answered for me "who would I most likely find at a WWF match?"
Thanks!

Unknown said...

They truly live the American dream. Here's to you and your bulk of nacho cheese, Courtney!

Erin said...

i want that barbie.