Misty's Interior Design

A. Cats
Misty's who consider themselves elegant will always love fancy cats (not outdoor dumpster cats, but pretty ones that sit and do nothing all day). These can include large cats like leopards, jaguars, etc. Trinkets of cats on Misty's shelf will be very fragile and beautiful.

B. Birds
As some sort of compliment to, or duality with, the cats, Misty is also into birds (the caged kind). Although Misty identifies with being a pissy and glamorous cat, part of her knows that she is the opposite of a free and lavish animal, and more like the lame metaphor of a bird in cage. To stifle her oppression, Misty oppresses (and keeps birds in cages as part of her decor).


Misty with a bird


Misty and the foreboding authority of her husband and shadowy bird cage

C. Things in plastic covering
Misty has classic obsessive compulsive disorder issues that make parts of her house look like a hotel room. Covering things in plastic ensure that they will never get dirty (note: this does not apply to the Christian tier of Mistys who are against birth control).

D. Excess gold and mirrors
The only thing Misty has in common with children and cocaine addicts from the early nineties is that they all think gold and mirrors are fancy.

E. Doily
As the classic adornment to constipated people everywhere, the doily can be found in most Misty living spaces.

F. Fake Flowers