The combination of relentless love and an immaculate absence of expectations will usually guarantee that a heterosexual Courtney finds a boyfriend who resembles something like the above. After a courting phase filled with Gatorade, Dawson’s Creek reruns, and finger fucking behind the car wash, their love is usually consummated and the boyfriend’s indolent sperm will slowly knock around inside Courtney until one accidentally nudges into the egg and a baby is formed. From here, there is either a wedding characterized by an excess of mayonnaise-based casseroles and Courtney’s dream date becomes her husband, or they break up because Courtney rather spend her nights drinking with the girls before she becomes a mom.
Courtneys and her boyfriends:
A redeeming aspect of Courtney's boyfriend is that he is not Misty's boyfriend:
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Wassa matta with wearing a tank top over a baseball shirt? Nothin'!
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