Any holes in Tammy's jeans are actually less the result of kicking your ass than the friction of her soda rubbing in between her thighs on a daily basis.
Mandy:
Mandy knows that an entire outfit made of denim distracts from any problem areas like the hips or being a 27 year old in high school.
Courtney:
It’s good for Courtney to wear her denim as something that can be thrown up on for times like the one night when she was 14 and did too many cough syrup and vodka shots, or for the baby that resulted.
Misty:
This photograph of Misty in a jean jacket does not only demonstrate that she knows what the kids are wearing, it also shows her husband the loser whose herpes she will come home with unless he buys the in-ground swimming pool she wants.
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