Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Coupling
Human evolution and sustainability is dependent on genetic variation and mating is an important way to introduce new gene combinations into a population. As you’ve always heard: the more unprotected fucking between genetically different people, the better. But humans often stick with their own kind, accenting how truly segregated we are. A purebred Tammy (Tt) or Mandy (Mm) likely had two parents who were both their own kind. Some science suggests that heterosexual women are attracted to men that look, smell, and act like their dad (poorly evidenced here and here). That means purebred Tammys and Mandys seek out partners that are the same as them and their dads (Happy Father’s Day!). There are also social factors to consider. But whatever the cause, the truth is that it’s way easier to find photographs of Tammys partnering with Tammys and Mandys partnering with Mandys. But I think once Obama is president, things will really change.
Mandy Couples:
Monday, June 2, 2008
Sunday, June 1, 2008
How to Spot a Mandy: Casual Dining Restaurant Chains
There are many tiers of casual dining chain restaurants defined by various factors, and at some point up the ladder the establishments begin to sell alcohol. Of these restaurants, Mandys most covet those with an apostrophe: T.G.I. Friday’s, Chili’s, and Applebee’s. The good time atmosphere, the eclectic menus with choices varying from steak, to hamburgers, to taco salad with beef, and the trough-style appetizers all make for a great experience for Mandy. They also make for a good place to get drinks with the girls after work and it also serves as a potential place to find a soul mate. A couple times a year Mandy will opt to be special/Italian and go to The Olive Garden, perhaps for her birthday.
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Olive Garden:
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