The Strange Transition from Courtney to Misty

The character of Courtney is as opposite to Misty as science allows, mainly due to her relentless disinterest in being conscious of how she presents herself, as well as her ability to be easily placated by free soda refills. But sometimes, due to some unusual glitch, a Courtney can morph into a Misty. This usually occurs in one of two ways.

First, a Courtney who has both the looks of a traditional mid-grade porn star and a lack of a television in her bedroom can slowly become more attentive to herself than her Disney posters. Courtney's strong interest in external things can slip into an interest in her external self and create a lifetime of anxieties that plague her long enough to turn into a Misty.


Second, sometimes Courtney's blind luck and impenetrable patience can run out and the results of eating of beef flavored plastic, letting her adult son breed rats in the house, and having poor government assistance actually sucks.