Monday, May 12, 2008

How to Spot a Mandy: Middle-Aged Gaydom

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Mandy is a mild version of the stereotypical middle-aged gay man [usually minus the secret alcoholism and desire for butt sex] because she likes Bette Midler, cooking, cats, dancing, gold jewelry and turtlenecks.

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Mandy also likes hanging out with gay men because of their similar interests/lack of other options and because they tell her she is pretty. Some Mandys find so much in common with gay men that she marries one, increasing their net family Mandiness by 85%:

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2 comments:

Liz said...

so dad was a mandy

TMCM said...

dad was a misty. a gay one.