Everyone With Wicker Chairs

Tammy:


Mandy:


Courtney:


Misty:

Mandy's Daughters and Picture Day

Mandy cannot help putting shit on her daughter's head during picture day.









Mandy may go overboard with what her daughters wear for picture day, but Misty rivals her with what she makes her boys wear:

It's not really the inexplicable shirt with the snaps and the lacing or the pink shorts that are the problem, but more the socks with slip-on sandals like they're preparing him to be some kind drunk yacht owner who gets to do whatever he wants.


Misty is mistaken to believe that dressing up the other kid in the same clothes as her legitimate son makes it seem like she didn't have an affair with her cousin.


This is kid is actually ok because all he has to do is take off his jacket and get a cat or saxophone, and he'll become a really big Mandy/ the impetus for his father's suicide.

The TMCM Food Chain

The TammyMandyCourtneyMisty food chain ecompasses the way food and products are made and consumed among different types of people. Tammy’s identity is dependent on knowing the severity and ruthlessness of the world, and she takes it upon herself to work under conditions that accentuate her reality; she shovels the shit. Mandy then has the responsibility to take this information of godlessness from Tammy and turn it into something hopeful. Therefore, Mandy must know some of the bad, but have the ability to change it into something optimistic. From here, Courtney is the blind beneficiary and consumer of Mandy’s work, making it very easy for her to believe in god. Misty knows the truth about where things come from, but unsuccessfully tries to alleviate the stress of that knowledge through creating a love/hate relationship with the revamped product that results in consuming too much, or withholding herself from consuming anything. Essentially, Tammy kills an animal, Mandy turns this carcass into food, Courtney eats it, and Misty has an eating disorder.


Tammy hunting


Mandy turning death into dinner



Courtney consuming



Misty not eating. She will later eat KFC in the bathroom.

Cleaning Out The Photo Album Olan Mills Couples Shots

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Courtneys:






Mistys:

The Updated Kinsey Scale

The Kinsey Scale from 1948 is the outdated way of describing the variance of individuals’ sexual orientation. It uses a scale from 0, meaning strictly heterosexual, to 6, meaning strictly homosexual. Even though it is a busted tool, I can use it to make a more complicated and useless diagram of how Tammy and Mandy works.

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0: Exclusively Tammy


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1: Predominantly Tammy; Only incidentally Mandy

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2: Predominantly (internally) Tammy;

But more than incidentally (externally) Mandy:

Misty


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3: Equally Tammy and Mandy: The Rare Berdache


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4: Predominantly (internally) Mandy;

But more than incidentally (externally) Tammy:
Courtney

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5: Predominantly Mandy; Only incidentally Tammy

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6: Exclusively Mandy

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Featured Tammy: Name Unknown

Tammy and Mandy Overlap: Removable Wings

Reminiscent of the unicorn dichotomy, Tammy wears fake wings as an invasive reminder that she can steal your boyfriend with her angelic tits, while Mandy is solely interested in being the most beautiful butterfly there ever was.

Tammy:


Mandy:

Tammy Turns The Most Crank

Tammy received 45% of your votes:


Courtney, Misty, and Mandy doing less crank turning:


Final Results:
Tammy: 10 votes
Mandy: 4 votes
Courtney: 4 votes
Misty: 4 votes