The Daily Mandy Glamour Shot

The Daily Unhappy Tammy

The Daily Mandy Glamour Shot

Daily Mandy Glamour Shot

The Daily Unhappy Tammy

How to Spot a Mandy: Patterned Shirts

Nothing sustains your faith in angels more than a patterned shirt.

(don't get confused- this is an upstate Mandy [above])

It's not that you'll never catch a Tammy with something on her shirt, but she probably got drunk before she got dressed:

The Daily Unhappy Tammy

The Daily Mandy Glamour Shot

Two Types of Tammys

There are two types of Tammys: those who wear eyeliner, and those who don’t. The cores of these Tammys are the same, but there is a slight variation between the two. Eyeliner Tammys are the ones who drink diet pepsi, wear rough unicorns, and will slice you/have sex with you the quickest. Non-eyeliner Tammys look traditionally tough, so they don’t have to be the fastest to let you know they will fuck you up; you already know they will.

Already featured eyeliner Tammys:

Already featured non-eyeliner Tammys:

Mistys for the Afternoon

There are some Mistys that don't even want to believe in God, which ends up being just a bunch of despondent people wearing Mandy clothes.