Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Hybrid in Focus: Tm (Courtney)
Courtney is the Tammy exterior with the Mandy interior. To summarize, she’ll slice you if you break one of her Precious Moments dolls.
Courtney can be hard to spot because she looks just like a purebred Tammy, but she believes in fate, angels, and American Idol. You might have encountered a Courtney if you ever had someone ride your ass, pass you, and give you the finger in a car that has the back window filled with stuffed animals. It was hard to find photographs of Courtney, but I found a few:
Courtney can be hard to spot because she looks just like a purebred Tammy, but she believes in fate, angels, and American Idol. You might have encountered a Courtney if you ever had someone ride your ass, pass you, and give you the finger in a car that has the back window filled with stuffed animals. It was hard to find photographs of Courtney, but I found a few:
Monday, May 5, 2008
Tammy versus Mandy: Rules
Even though most Tammys have similar rules, they consider their standards self-made; and it is irrelevant whether these rules align with conventional social and legal standards. One important rule is to be undyingly loyal and defend friends and family no matter the cost. An equally important lesson is that all you have is yourself and you should trust no one. You can tell a true Tammy by her aptitude to maintain those two rules without them being contradictory. Unless she is a cop herself (which, percentage-wise, is somehow likely), Tammys avoid police officers because they have the potential to interfere with Tammys own set of rules (which also includes that beer is allowed everywhere).
Mandys generally adhere to conventional social and legal rules, and therefore view police officers as being on their side. Even Red Hat Mandys, who define themselves by breaking some social rules, are dependent upon, and compliant to, most essential legal rules. Whereas Tammy devotes most of her respect to people in the military, Mandy highly respects police officers and really likes men in uniform, even Mexican ones.
Mandys generally adhere to conventional social and legal rules, and therefore view police officers as being on their side. Even Red Hat Mandys, who define themselves by breaking some social rules, are dependent upon, and compliant to, most essential legal rules. Whereas Tammy devotes most of her respect to people in the military, Mandy highly respects police officers and really likes men in uniform, even Mexican ones.
Sunday, May 4, 2008
Sunday Query: Tammy, Mandy, or Berdache?
There are conflicting factors. My gut says Tammy but the evidence says Mandy.
Friday, May 2, 2008
Reminding Me How Weak I am
I stumbled upon my doppelganger online. Her name is Sissy and she’s the type of Tammy I could only dream to be. The picture comparison might not be the best but, believe me, we look alike and she’s taunting me.
[actually, she looks more like me in fourth grade].
[actually, she looks more like me in fourth grade].
Thursday, May 1, 2008
The Most Obvious Mandy Pastime
Professional glamour shots are good because the results inherently look like they are from circa 1987 to 1995. This is undoubtedly Mandy's territory because feather boas, cowboy hats, leather jackets, and America backgrounds are the epitome of femininity.
[Closeted Tammy trying to fit in?]
The occasional Tammy that gets a glamour shot is rare because she has to know how to use a computer (because the only reason for the picture is to solicit sex off the internet).
[Closeted Tammy trying to fit in?]
The occasional Tammy that gets a glamour shot is rare because she has to know how to use a computer (because the only reason for the picture is to solicit sex off the internet).
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