Comprehensive Decimation

I used to think the end of the world would involve multiple car crashes and the guitar solo in November Rain, but it turns out the apocalypse already secretly happened in Courtney's basement sometime in 1994.

Pick Your Favorite and Name Her

Here's mine and her name is Mandy:

Tammy with Sturdy Teeth

Mandy Steppin' Out

Herding Behavior

Tammy


Mandy


Courtney


Misty

Mother/Daughter Misty Bonding

"One day your vagina will be repulsive like mine"

Mistys and Mandys Make Muscles

How Mandy Keeps it Sexy

The One That Spawned Her

Remember this Misty? Well I just wanted to add the picture of her resourceful Tammy mother, who was the one who handed off her newborn to the devil in exchange for foxy cheekbones and an endless supply of Planter's Punch:

Everyone With Awesome Hair

How to Spot a Mandy: A Specific Willingness to Identify With Animals

For Sabrina Goldsman

The Perfect Woman

Some troublemaker recently voted for Courtney, making her tied with Tammy for the one who will be most missed. Therefore, I present two versions of the Tammy/Courtney or, as she calls herself, the Perfect Woman.

The Perfect Woman #1:
















The Perfect Woman #2:

Imparted Misty Photo

Photo from Emily Carroll. Send found photographs to sanger.devon@gmail.com.

For Those Who Will Miss Misty

Some Mistys, all with the sexy undertones of maternal psychological abuse:

Misty #1:


Misty #2:






Misty #3:






Misty #4:

For Those Who Will Miss Mandy

Just click HERE and never turn back.

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For Those Who Will Miss Courtney

A messy smear of Courtneys:

Tammy, of all Sorts, Will Be Missed

Misty and Child Being Free in Nature

This Shit is Tammy

Just because you have irregular teeth and a penchant for posing on or in anything you can find doesn't necessarily make you a Courtney, so go ahead and post a digitally modified picture of your ass on the internet, choose the right choker necklace, strap your beeper on, and go out and get wasted enough that you come home and shoot a hole through your Metallica shrine and blame it on your whore of a best friend the next day.

































Extra #1: Tammy's Mutant Cat (?) Mother

A Fond Farewell to Courtney's Boyfriend

Hardcore Courtney

You can tell a staunch Courtney by if she uses soda for whatever water is typically used for.

A Purebred Tammy

It only takes a few things to look like a true Tammy (some sort of evidently impending cancer, an inability to properly wear a bra, a sizable collection of sweatpants shorts, and a face that becomes increasingly aberrant the closer you get to it), but to really pull it off takes a special charm and a history of actually working for beer.

The Sarah Palin Misty

Mandy Cheerleaders Keeping It Pointed

The Jet-Setting American Dream Courtney

This American Dream Courtney, who is what was left over after Las Vegas and a cruise liner mated, found her perfect match in a feigned-mobster car salesmen who is able to vacation in exotic places where one never has to leave the vicinity of their hotel to be entertained; leaving your twelve year old self trembling with jealousy.

Lit Tammy II

This Tammy is a lot like the other lit Tammy, except that instead of making her sink into the couch, cocktails prompt her to do things like drive naked to get cigarettes and convince her toddler grandchildren to push each other off the roof.

Courtney Gives the OK

Misty in Pleats

The problem with pleats is that they are unflattering and can create an ass on the front of the body, not to mention they hardly distract the viewer when it is someone from the bowels of a feverish nightmare who is wearing them.

The Last of the Mandy and Misty Glamour