Saturday, February 28, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
Thursday, February 26, 2009
How to Spot a [Red Hat] Mandy: Tankinis
Traditional teachings posit that all Mandy bathing suits are one piece scoop-backs, but this style of education fails to recognize the underground revolution that is brewing beneath the surface of contemporary culture. Some modern Mandys are experiencing a spiritual and psychological awakening that results in their refusal to be controlled by the confines of the one piece swim suit any longer. And standing in wait for Mandys who have discovered this freedom is the tankini, which gives both the necessary coverage as well as the pretense that wearing a bathing suit with two pieces increases one's youthfulness and/or ability to use MySpace.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
The Daily Featured Photograph and Update
I am still on my deathbed with the flu, so I apologize about the lack of posts, but hopefully this Mandy will brighten the mood. Vaginal itching won't stop her from having a good time anymore!
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Monday, February 23, 2009
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Courtney Captions Herself
The actual caption to this photograph reads "Posing for Bud when he was in the pen". There are naked shots, as well.
Bud:
Bud:
Misty's Choice
When a Misty starts out looking like a mixture of a communal American wet dream and a barely nubile Swedish pin-up, maturity brings the choice of either throwing in the towel and discovering Jesus or finding as many stretch pants/high top sneakers combinations as possible and riding it out until no one will photograph her impromptu modeling sessions every time she's in public.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Monday, February 16, 2009
How to Spot a Tammy: She's Crotchety
Sometimes Tammys are born just waiting to become the old neighborhood woman who swears at toddlers and threatens to eat your cat if it rubs up against her leg again.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Friday, February 13, 2009
Lord, Happy Valentimes Day
Don't miss the brief appearance of my favorite Tammy valentine, Beth Chapman.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Misty: The Virgin Whore
A true sign of a successful upper-crust Misty is that she can present an air of pompousness and chasteness, while at the same time maintain a side hobby of bikini modeling.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Courtney Pastime: Smoking With Her Children
Although the children of Tammys are bound to start smoking in utero, Tammy will at least pretend to not condone her children smoking, primarily because she doesn't want them to steal her cigarettes. Courtney, on the other hand, enjoys smoking with her children because she can steal their cigarettes, as well as have someone to listen to her story about the bitch she punched while waiting in the customer service line to get cash back for the dvds she shoplifted.
Now That Obama is President, We Can Focus on This
Get Your Vote in Before the Polls Close. Best Courtney Hair:
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Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Explore Talent
Explore Talent is a great resource for finding awesomely delusional Mistys all across the country who want to be in your new high budget blockbuster film/local insurance company commercial/terrifying basement porn. Resumes included.
Monday, February 9, 2009
How to Spot a Mandy: Enjoyment of Greeting Cards
Mandys like any greeting card targeted at women because they will undoubtedly reference menopause, shopping addictions, the value of chocolate over men, an inability to lose weight, getting older, mothers-in-law, or they will have the characters of Cathy or Maxine in them. It is also assumed that that these topics are applicable to every woman and can be utilized in any office party across the United States.
A Cathy greeting card referencing Cathy's love of greeting cards:
Maxine telling it like it is:
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Friday, February 6, 2009
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Imparted Video: "Tammy and Mandy's fave workout video"
Misty Jazzercising
Video from Mimi Wysong. Send found videos and photographs to sanger.devon@gmail.com.
Video from Mimi Wysong. Send found videos and photographs to sanger.devon@gmail.com.
Where Are They Now?
Where they were: Posing to document the customary stance of a virgin
Where they are now: Displaying her capture
Where they were: Getting hot and bothered by the marvel of Christmas present wrapping
Where they are now: I guess the difference is new contacts
Where they are now: Displaying her capture
Where they were: Getting hot and bothered by the marvel of Christmas present wrapping
Where they are now: I guess the difference is new contacts
Where they were: Keeping the ardent love alive with corresponding plaids and hair permanents
Where they are now: Getting even spicier with the additional of kids and facial hair.
Where they were: Making sex at Pizza Hut
Where they are now: Expanding the stink
Where they were: Wandering around Walmart until she got caught in the portrait studio
Where they are now: Getting stoned with her nephew
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Celebrity Mistys: The Norris Twins
The Norris twins are the church-girl/soft-porn type of Mistys who have country albums but whose real career depended upon satisfying America’s base urge to see two of the same person in a bikini on daytime talk shows such as Sally Jessy Raphael.
Misty Equalizing the Torment
Although Mandys like giving their girls headbands, it’s really Mistys territory when it comes to supergluing a pink ribbon to the head of a wrinkled newborn so that everyone knows it has a vagina and should be fed less. But Mistys often demonstrate equal treatment in costuming and parading around her child, regardless of their gender, which becomes some sort of strange and distorted feminism that punishes everyone instead of some.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
Featured Tammy
The Daily Featured Photograph
[I found this Courtney sneakin around in the back of a photograph and I fell in love]
Sunday, February 1, 2009
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