Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Tammy and Mandy Are Out On Holiday

They will return on December 1st.
Happy Thanksgiving. Here is everyone with dead birds:

Tammy:
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Mandy:
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Courtney:
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Misty:
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And mystery lady, who I can't figure out and could be any one of them:
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The Daily Featured Photograph

[Interchangeable Mistys in threes]
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More of Courtney and Her Boyfriends

It's all sewer smells, microwavable lasagna, and love.

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Monday, November 24, 2008

The Daily Featured Photograph

[Misty, or the evil stepmother you always wanted. Don't miss the cat statue.]
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TMCM on TV: The Golden Girls

It turns out that The Golden Girls are not only your best friends with the fanciest shoulder pads ever, but they are also good characterizations of Tammy, Mandy, Courtney, and Misty.

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Tammy: Dorothy
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The character of Dorothy is a Tammy because she is sarcastic, strong, independent yet loyal, sharp, and has many suitors despite/because of those eyebrows.

Mandy: Rose
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The character of Rose is a Mandy because she is sweet, optimistic, gullible, day-dreamy, and desexualized more than a 5 year old.

Courtney: Sofia
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The character of Sofia is a Courtney because she is impulsive, messy, easily distracted, foul-mouthed, and secretly a loving parent.

Misty: Blanche
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The character of Blanche is superficial, self-centered, insecure, and totally my southern wet dream.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Which One is Your Mom?

Vote for who your feminine caretaker/evil Lamia is:

Tammy:
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Mandy:
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Courtney:
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Misty:
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The Daily Featured Photograph

[Misty]
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Saturday, November 22, 2008

Friday, November 21, 2008

The Daily Featured Photograph

[Tammy bordering on Courtney]
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Thursday, November 20, 2008

Mandy or Misty?

Sometimes it's hard to tell.

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B.
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D.
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The Daily Featured Photograph

[Courtneys]
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How to Spot a Tammy: Thin Eyebrows

Thin or drawn-in eyebrows can be as powerful as smoking in that they can physically turn Mandys into Tammys. They automatically give the appearance of anger, dirty sex, judgment, or sarcasm at your expense.

Some Tammys who might seem like Mandys without the eyebrows:

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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Tammy and Mandy Overlap: Animal Prints

Tammy:
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Mandy:
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The Daily Featured Photograph

[Tammy]
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The Four Temperaments



In Greek, Medieval, and Renaissance thought, the traditional four elements form the basis for a theory of medicine and later psychological typology known as the four temperaments. Each of the temperaments were associated with particular physical and mental characteristics and the result is a personality classification. Despite its inability to change the words related to body secretions and diseases, this personality chart can be loosely applied to Tammy, Mandy, Courtney, and Misty. This interpretation suggests that Misty and Courtney are the emotionally unstable versions of Tammy and Mandy, which undermines the idea that Courtney is the well adjusted one because she is elated to just have macaroni and cheese and a Garfield doll.

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Phlegmatic: Tammy
A phlegmatic person is calm and unemotional. While phlegmatics are generally self-content, their shy personality can often inhibit enthusiasm in others and make themselves resistant to change. They are very controlled, consistent, relaxed, rational, and observant.
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Sanguine: Mandy
A person who is sanguine is generally light-hearted, fun-loving, a people person, loves to entertain, spontaneous, and confident; however, she can be day-dreamy.
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Choleric: Courtney
A choleric person is not frightened by difficulties and is very passionate. Whenever the choleric is bent upon carrying out her plans, she gets very excited. She considers even her very defects as being justified and worthy of praise; for instance, her pride, obstinacy, and anger.
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Melancholic: Misty
A melancholic can become overly preoccupied with the tragedy and cruelty in the world. She is also often a perfectionist, being very particular about what she wants and how she wants it in some cases. This often results in being unsatisfied with one's own works and always pointing out to themselves what could and should be improved.
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