Happy Thanksgiving. Here is everyone with dead birds:
Tammy:
Mandy:
Courtney:
Misty:
And mystery lady, who I can't figure out and could be any one of them:
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Tammy and Mandy Are Out On Holiday
They will return on December 1st.
Happy Thanksgiving. Here is everyone with dead birds:
Tammy:
Mandy:
Courtney:
Misty:
And mystery lady, who I can't figure out and could be any one of them:
Happy Thanksgiving. Here is everyone with dead birds:
Tammy:
Mandy:
Courtney:
Misty:
And mystery lady, who I can't figure out and could be any one of them:
Monday, November 24, 2008
The Daily Featured Photograph
[Misty, or the evil stepmother you always wanted. Don't miss the cat statue.]
TMCM on TV: The Golden Girls
It turns out that The Golden Girls are not only your best friends with the fanciest shoulder pads ever, but they are also good characterizations of Tammy, Mandy, Courtney, and Misty.
Tammy: Dorothy
The character of Dorothy is a Tammy because she is sarcastic, strong, independent yet loyal, sharp, and has many suitors despite/because of those eyebrows.
Mandy: Rose
The character of Rose is a Mandy because she is sweet, optimistic, gullible, day-dreamy, and desexualized more than a 5 year old.
Courtney: Sofia
The character of Sofia is a Courtney because she is impulsive, messy, easily distracted, foul-mouthed, and secretly a loving parent.
Misty: Blanche
The character of Blanche is superficial, self-centered, insecure, and totally my southern wet dream.
Tammy: Dorothy
The character of Dorothy is a Tammy because she is sarcastic, strong, independent yet loyal, sharp, and has many suitors despite/because of those eyebrows.
Mandy: Rose
The character of Rose is a Mandy because she is sweet, optimistic, gullible, day-dreamy, and desexualized more than a 5 year old.
Courtney: Sofia
The character of Sofia is a Courtney because she is impulsive, messy, easily distracted, foul-mouthed, and secretly a loving parent.
Misty: Blanche
The character of Blanche is superficial, self-centered, insecure, and totally my southern wet dream.
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Which One is Your Mom?
Vote for who your feminine caretaker/evil Lamia is:
Tammy:
Mandy:
Courtney:
Misty:
Tammy:
Mandy:
Courtney:
Misty:
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
Thursday, November 20, 2008
How to Spot a Tammy: Thin Eyebrows
Thin or drawn-in eyebrows can be as powerful as smoking in that they can physically turn Mandys into Tammys. They automatically give the appearance of anger, dirty sex, judgment, or sarcasm at your expense.
Some Tammys who might seem like Mandys without the eyebrows:
Some Tammys who might seem like Mandys without the eyebrows:
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
The Four Temperaments
In Greek, Medieval, and Renaissance thought, the traditional four elements form the basis for a theory of medicine and later psychological typology known as the four temperaments. Each of the temperaments were associated with particular physical and mental characteristics and the result is a personality classification. Despite its inability to change the words related to body secretions and diseases, this personality chart can be loosely applied to Tammy, Mandy, Courtney, and Misty. This interpretation suggests that Misty and Courtney are the emotionally unstable versions of Tammy and Mandy, which undermines the idea that Courtney is the well adjusted one because she is elated to just have macaroni and cheese and a Garfield doll.
Phlegmatic: Tammy
A phlegmatic person is calm and unemotional. While phlegmatics are generally self-content, their shy personality can often inhibit enthusiasm in others and make themselves resistant to change. They are very controlled, consistent, relaxed, rational, and observant.
Sanguine: Mandy
A person who is sanguine is generally light-hearted, fun-loving, a people person, loves to entertain, spontaneous, and confident; however, she can be day-dreamy.
Choleric: Courtney
A choleric person is not frightened by difficulties and is very passionate. Whenever the choleric is bent upon carrying out her plans, she gets very excited. She considers even her very defects as being justified and worthy of praise; for instance, her pride, obstinacy, and anger.
Melancholic: Misty
A melancholic can become overly preoccupied with the tragedy and cruelty in the world. She is also often a perfectionist, being very particular about what she wants and how she wants it in some cases. This often results in being unsatisfied with one's own works and always pointing out to themselves what could and should be improved.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Tammys in Numbers
Monday, November 17, 2008
How to Spot a Mandy: Superimposed Portraits on a Brandy Snifter
Nothing is more romantic than a fancy glass, except a man pulling out your chair for you but you can't put your picture on that.
It's not necessarily that all Tammys don't like the brandy snifter style, it's that professional pictures can get expensive. She can do this herself for free at home on her son's porn machine right after she pierces her own nose:
It's not necessarily that all Tammys don't like the brandy snifter style, it's that professional pictures can get expensive. She can do this herself for free at home on her son's porn machine right after she pierces her own nose:
Sunday, November 16, 2008
How to Spot a Mandy: Sizeable Eye Glasses
It’s not like Tammys can’t have bad eyesight or even wear glasses, but sporting light pink eyewear that is approximately half the size of one’s face is predominately a Mandy trait. While Mandy likes how they look, Tammy often see glasses as a sign of weakness and considers wearing them to be equivalent to wearing a diaper while losing an arm wrestling contest with a five year old.
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Friday, November 14, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Monday, November 10, 2008
The Daily Featured Photograph
[Most likely the command post and nerve center of all Courtney activity]
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Friday, November 7, 2008
How to Spot a Mandy: She Is the Happy Girl Who Eats With the Lunch Ladies
There is a strand of Mandys in junior high and high school that get good grades, are content, and befriend lower level school staff members. She also disproportionately has fluffy hair, glasses, and a slightly stifled sexuality.
Everyone else in senior pictures:
Tammy:
Courtney:
Misty:
Everyone else in senior pictures:
Tammy:
Courtney:
Misty:
Tammy versus Mandy: The Past versus The Future
Part of being an under-worked animal with an excessive amount of folds in the brain is dealing with the consciousness of oneself. This feature of being human allows for a range of useless mental maladies. Part of being Tammy is dealing with memories from past events, which creates depression and a disinterest in the future. Part of being Mandy is disregarding the trivial aspects of the past and paying attention to significant worries about the future, which creates anxiety. Tammys and Mandys mental health afflictions can be broken down to this: Tammy lives in the sad memories of the past while Mandy lives in the imagined worries of the future.
depressed Tammy and anxious Mandy:
depressed Tammy and anxious Mandy:
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
The Daily Featured Photograph
(A nice Mandy family OR what your nightmares are made of. It depends on if they are Southern or not.)
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Tammy and Mandy in the News: Marle Dixon and Sandra Terrill
This New York Times video shows that all sorts of Tammys and Mandys are getting married in California, but Marle and Sandre are the prettiest.
Tammy and Mandy:
Tammy and Mandy:
The Daily Featured Photograph
(Excellent examples of Courtneys due to the combination of a traditional turtleneck/Christmas sweater with faces that only swear words come out of.)
Featured Mandy: Kelly Denhart
Kelly Denhart was featured in season three, episode six of TLC's What Not To Wear in which they tried to stifle this flare:
To pull this look off Tammy-style, all one would need are cigarettes, metallic lip gloss and a look in the eyes that only comes from shooting your ex-husband:
To pull this look off Tammy-style, all one would need are cigarettes, metallic lip gloss and a look in the eyes that only comes from shooting your ex-husband:
Monday, November 3, 2008
Abby's Enchanted Cottage
Today on my way home from taking the GRE in Vestal, New York, we stopped at Abby's Enchanted Cottage. Their website does not properly demonstrate the intensity of this store, but it does provide a comprehensive list of its inventory, which may as well be a page out of the official Mandy holy book. The only thing missing is music by Celine Dion, but luckily she was playing in the store.
- Webkinz™—Little stuffed animal virtual pets that you feed and take care of via the Internet.
- Candles—Fragranced home candles with about 30 different scents. We carry 100% paraffin jars, votives, tea lights, and wickless warm ups candles that liquefy and burn throughout cleanly.
- Bridal Department—Hand-painted silk floral designs custom made to order in your colors and style. engagement and wedding gifts.
- Baby Department—Baby gifts include prince and princess items, frames, banks, collector baby dolls, and teddy bears.
- Ladies' Department—Pink and black area to make you look hot and feel flashy with hot flash extinguishers and other great buys.
- Breast Cancer Ribbon Awareness Center—All the proceeds for this go to Susan B. Komen.We also carry Tracie`s Hope items
- Dish Room—Antique table set with all type of beautiful dishes including antique plates, pie plates, teacups, and collectibles.
- Bling-Bling Diva Section—Pink and black section includes high-heel hammers and perpetual calendars.
- Entertainment Items— wine accents, and gifts.
- Jewelry—Bingham™ jewelry with heart scenes including necklaces, watches, bracelets, and earrings.
- Handbags—Handbags, wallets, check book covers, and key chains .
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Saturday, November 1, 2008
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