Monday, August 25, 2008

Saturday, August 23, 2008

An Off-The-Shoulder Shout Out To Portland

Tammy:
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Mandy:
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Courtney::
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Misty:
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Mandys Posing For Professional Photographs With Their Stuffed Animals

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This collection will be added to as more photographs appear. There will probably be Courtneys, as well.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Where It All Began

I think I have found a rare photo of the original, undiluted Tammy breed family, before anything soft got mixed into the genes:
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The Adam and Eve of Tammy:
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Hybrid in Focus: Courtney's Boyfriend

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The combination of relentless love and an immaculate absence of expectations will usually guarantee that a heterosexual Courtney finds a boyfriend who resembles something like the above. After a courting phase filled with Gatorade, Dawson’s Creek reruns, and finger fucking behind the car wash, their love is usually consummated and the boyfriend’s indolent sperm will slowly knock around inside Courtney until one accidentally nudges into the egg and a baby is formed. From here, there is either a wedding characterized by an excess of mayonnaise-based casseroles and Courtney’s dream date becomes her husband, or they break up because Courtney rather spend her nights drinking with the girls before she becomes a mom.

Courtneys and her boyfriends:
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A redeeming aspect of Courtney's boyfriend is that he is not Misty's boyfriend:
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Monday, August 18, 2008

How to Wear Denim

Tammy:
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Any holes in Tammy's jeans are actually less the result of kicking your ass than the friction of her soda rubbing in between her thighs on a daily basis.

Mandy:
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Mandy knows that an entire outfit made of denim distracts from any problem areas like the hips or being a 27 year old in high school.

Courtney:
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It’s good for Courtney to wear her denim as something that can be thrown up on for times like the one night when she was 14 and did too many cough syrup and vodka shots, or for the baby that resulted.

Misty:
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This photograph of Misty in a jean jacket does not only demonstrate that she knows what the kids are wearing, it also shows her husband the loser whose herpes she will come home with unless he buys the in-ground swimming pool she wants.

Cleaning Out The Photo Album: Traditional Tammy and Mandy Hair

Tammy:
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Mandy:
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Thursday, August 14, 2008

Some Courtney Gams

Because there's nothing else to offer

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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

The David Lynch Tammy, Mandy, Courtney, and Misty

With a Blonde-Brunette duality.

Tammy:
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Mandy:
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Courtney:
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Misty:
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The Hottest Thing I've Seen on the Internet

I finally understand all the mysticism and fantasy that douche bags have been attributing to girl on girl action for so long. Probably if I stare at the pictures long enough, those Tammys will invite me to join in and crown me king of the beach.

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